Thursday, March 11, 2010

Two words

Today's Thursday News of the Absurd Will Someone Please Write This Book Inspirational Moment (TNoftheAWSWMTBIM) comes from a dinner conversation about poor Destructo's misunderstanding of death and it can be summed up in two words:

Zombie Grandma

Because it would be so hard, wouldn't it? Your grandma still wants to love on you, to bake you cookies, to take you to tea. You love her, of course, and you don't want to hurt her feelings. But, dude, she's undead, and honestly, she's starting to smell even funnier than she did when she was alive.

And now, for your listening pleasure, from musical and songwriting genius Jonathan Coulton, the greatest zombie song evah, performed in ZSL (zombie sign language) by someone else.


Corey Schwartz said...

Zombie Grandma? ha! But I am still more interested in writing about the kid who puts Grandma on eBay :)

C.R. Evers said...

omg! That's hysterical! :0D Thnx for the giggles. (I'm still not going to open the door though. no matter how good zombie logic may be.)

Jacqui said...

Corey, I am still waiting for you to write it!

Christy, this is wise. Glad you enjoyed!

Lisa Green said...

WOW what are the chances? We both blogged about zombies today.

Jacqui said...

Lisa, I love your zombie book review!